I have to qualify this crap right at the beginning. I am not a golfer. I prefer to have my balls played with in private rather than having a bunch of grown men or women in funny outfits playing with them outside. I have never played golf (although I considered myself somewhat of a champ in miniature golf). I don't understand going to some fucking golf course in the early morning and walking around, hitting balls, and lying to one another for several hours.
I have never seen a female like above on a golf course wearing golf shoes like that ???? I don't understand the fun of all the frustration joining a golf club and arranging your schedule to meet those of some some club.
There is also something wrong about having lunch daily at the club with your fellow golfers who most people cannot stand . In fact, if it weren't for the golf and lunch, they probably would never see or speak to them. I certainly do not know this first hand, however I do hear some of my golfer buddies telling me these stories.
Maybe it's just me that is strange. I would rather go with some of my friends that do not play with their balls to one of the strip clubs nearby and have one of their free lunch's with people I like and enjoy being with. Not only would it be more fun, I am quite sure the lunch or food will also be better.
BUT.....this was not the intent of me ranting on today. Today was meant to be strictly informative and something for all golfers to think about. It was meant to be something important and something that I am sure is an unwritten law in the Golf Bible.
Why is it that whenever I happen to call one of my friends that is on the course, playing or participating in some sort of golf outing, surrounded by their closest golf buddies, intent on getting the best score ever...........Why is it that I usually always get the following ????????????? And why is the following in such a whisper that I can hardly hear what they are saying ??????? "I can't talk now, I am on the golf course and will call you back later " ?????????????? Just shut your fucking phone off when you are on the course.........Whew........I have been saving that up for a while....Maybe I just don't get it ?????
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