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Want to take a little guess ?

I am taking a little vacation.

I am taking some time to see family.

That is not them in the pictures.

I am sure that in the coming week I will find more shit that is Cynical, Ridiculous, and Pathetic and share it with you when I return. 

    
      
     
    

More Bullshit

I am so fucking confused. I cannot watch television anymore because I am so tired of all these bullshit commercials and all these bullshit news shows, and now even the Olympics is starting to piss me off. I don't know what is real anymore.

Yesterday a bird strike blew a gaping hole in the nose of a Denver-bound passenger jet, forcing the pilots to steer the crippled craft to an emergency landing. The picture above is that of the actual plane. Imagine a hawk of 5 to 10 pounds doing such damage.  It is almost a common thing in the New York area, but exterminating the birds around the airport seems to be a no no.  After all, why worry about human lives when a bunch of birds can do whatever the fuck they want. (Sorry all you animal rights activists)   Oh, who the hell am I kidding... We have a similar problem in the little Island I live in, right here in South Florida.  The beach is eroding and plans for a breakwater or other such type of groins to stop the erosion keeps getting shot down because of the fucking sea turtles....Sure...it makes lots of sense.......Let all the wonderful high rise buildings fall into the ocean and let the tourists go somewhere else.  At least the few turtles that survive each year will be happy....What the fuck is wrong with this Country ????

Beach Erosion on Singer Island

         
      As long as I am babbling and talking about airlines and beach erosion, what about US Air that is now charging $19.99 for "premium meal options" for passengers in the economy seats on international flights. It will include a vegetarian meal , including Portobello mushroom tortellini and turtle cheesecake, or citrus marinated chicken dish and creme brulee cheesecake.   OMG, it almost sounds good, but I just can't picture this, nor eating it with one of those cheap plastic forks.  It's just more bullshit on the part of the airlines.

Here is my all time favorite for Bullshit that is going on now in London at the Olympics.  What is with all this hugging ?  When did that start ?  What is the point of this shit ?  What happened to a nice basic high five ?  Every time someone scores there is a group hug.... Enough already....I know there are some on every team that probably hate the person they are hugging.

Lets see some group sex and really give us something to talk about...

Now Mayor Bloomberg in NY wants to eliminate baby formula and encourage natural breast feeding. 
     I guess it is time to give in and just let the bullshit roll......It cannot be stopped.