寸止めギリギリまでお願いしてみた sexy provocative people ( a Favorite )

A promise is a promise. When I use the word Provocative, I mean it.  I am not fooling around now. Just think about everything in our daily lives. Every time we pick up a magazine, newspaper, put on the TV, look for something on line, go into a clothing store, go to buy a car, or just about anything.............there is something provocative present.

    Almost every ad we see for Men's or Women's Wear is provocative in one way or another. Let's fact it.........Sex sells.............Pretty bodies sell................hard bodies sell................But mostly it is still about the little you can't see or touch.  It's the teasing that makes it provocative.  I love it. Most of the time it is better than watching porn and no one is looking over your shoulder. It's clean, it easy, it's legal and most important of all..................It gets our attention.  Some of the best ads ever that reek of being provocative  are always during halftime during the Super Bowl. Go to a boxing match and watch the girls walk around after each round. Go to a car show and look at the models. It is everywhere and effects all of us. (but in a good way)

    What is it that makes us love these wonderful provocative commercials with this wonderful looking people in them. Do we think it's how life should be, or how the real world is, or what ? I have been in that fashion business and I have seen some of the fashion shows in Milan or Paris where they originate.  I can tell you first hand.................It's only a job for most of these people. It is just like you and I going to the office in the morning.

     I am also not sure why I am writing about this tonight. I think I have possibly hit a blank thinking of stuff to bitch about, and nothing has really happened to me these last few days to piss me off. So I guess everyone needs to just look at the pictures, (and especially the entire video) and simply enjoy them. Then hope that your wife, husband, gf, bf, or whatever, will entice you with some provocative act later. Let's face it.............That certainly makes sex a little better.

     Sorry if I bored you.

Answer the &*$+@#en phone already

                                                                        
Why must cell phones ring for minutes before some asshole decides to pick it up ?....why do these same assholes have to look at the caller ID after they finally fumble through their pockets and then finally answer it ?

     I really don't have the answer to these questions, but I do know that most old people are the worst violators....They wait forever to get out their cell.....Then they fumble for their glasses to be able to read the caller ID....Then it becomes the thinking process to see if they are going to answer the call.....I want to scream when I witness this. No, I take that back. What I really want to do  is fucking strangle those people....And what makes matters worse is they usually have the most ridiculous ring tone.

          I must admit that I use my cell alot... I have mastered the art of not screaming while talking, although that has taken a very long time... But I still want to kill those people who scream on the phone. I don't give a shit what they did last night, or what their kid ate for breakfast or who they fucked.  Whatever it is, it is strictly their problem and they need to talk in an inside voice.... Loud cell speech is going to result in the new Road Rage...

     Can't there be a thing called Consideration that every phone uses must take an oath on  prior to purchasing a new phone ?  Wouldn't that be really nice ?  Who am I kidding, I know that will never happen and these same assholes will talk loud on their phone in a restaurant , movie theater, gym, and any other place that I probably am in... Or, they will TM in the movie for the sole purpose of pissing me off.

     Who am I kidding ?  These are the same jerks that we hated in school, the same jerks that we work with, and the same jerks that.......................................well, you know.....they are all around us.

ATM's

    
        I love ATM's, but I especially love the drive thru ones.  OK, that is a lie.  I used to love them when everything was simple, like in this video above.  But times have changed, progress has been made, improvements in machinery are in force, and these wonderful lending institutions have made it so easy for us......Bull Shit.

     And more bull shit.  Up until a year ago it was a pleasure to drive thru the ATM and get some fast money.  There was never more than a car or two in front of you, and the line went pretty fast. Even with those idiots who fumbled for their cards, and had to open the car door, things were relatively calm.  The wonderful banks were on the ball and finally doing something right.  Well, shortly after the collapse of the banking system and our wonderful government giving them loads of money to bail them out .........something changed.

     The wonderful big banks seem to have improved everything....Sure they have.  You certainly have noticed the newer machines, the new brighter lighting at night, and the amount of fucking cars that are now in front of you every time you have to go to an ATM....  Why are there so many cars there now ?  Why does it take 30 minutes to get thru ?????

   I will tell you why.  It's not because of this idiot lady pictured here that doesn't know it's a drive thru and doesn't have a clue what to do.....Nope.....It is plain and simple..... These jerks at the banks have made it easier for you and I to deposit checks right from your car.  That's right....After all, why should anyone have to get out of their auto, off their fat ass, just to walk 15 steps into the bank to make a deposit of 8,9 or 10 checks ?  Why should they when they can simply sit on their fat ass, in their air conditioned car, farting all they want, and stick the checks into that little slot and wait around for that wonderful machine to scan the checks, define the deposit, and finally print out a copy of all the checks that were just deposited...... Shit.....This is a fifteen minute process any day of the week.
It sucks and it is stupid.  I have no problem with one or even two checks, but now there is a ten check limit.....

       I just don't get it.....What is the purpose of a bank ?????  It really doesn't matter, because soon we will be able to deposit everything on our smart phones. One bank is doing it now, so it won't be long.  Then we should be able to withdraw money in the form of a bar code, and no more ATM's.....I guess I don't understand why there is not s coffee machine incorporated with the ATM machine..???