Dumb Ass News.........Really

Really now.......The White House is locked in a debate on whether or not to release the death pictures of Osama bin Laden.  Reportedly you can see this scumbags brains. Does anyone really give a shit. I am convinced OBL is dead.  It is very obvious, otherwise he would have hosted Saturday Night Live this week.  Let's move forward to important shit and see who is going to play Linda Lovelace in Deep Throat, the movie.
        

Cops bust cockfighting ring at children’s party (from last blog)

Dayton, Texas - Acting on an anonymous tip, deputies from the Liberty County Sheriff’s Office showed up at a property in Dayton, Texas - northeast of Houston - to investigate a report of a cockfighting operation. When they arrived, the officers discovered a children’s party underway, complete with a water slide and a picnic table. But suspects began to emerge from behind the innocent revelry, fleeing to their vehicles and on foot into the tree line, upon seeing the deputies. Several suspects sped away in their cars, some even crashing into one another and driving through a wooden fence. As the children stood by the water slide, crying, police officers discovered a grisly scene of dead and dying fowl - some suffering severe blood loss and cuts. The birds were found just feet from where the children were playing.   (see link)
How pathetic is that ????????

       Vallejo, California - A woman escaped two would-be robbers who allegedly accosted her in the driveway of her home. A female victim was just getting home, parked in her driveway and was getting stuff out of her car, when she was approached by two suspects, both black males age 18 to 25 and both wearing black hoodies. Suspect No. 1 stuck the gun in the victim’s ribs and demanded money. So, she took some money from her purse and gave it to them. But they demanded more, so she said she had more inside. The victim told the assailants to wait by her vehicle on the driveway. They complied while she went into her garage closing the door behind her. I doubt if I have to tell you what happened next.

          I am not really sure if most of this is just so pathetic, or people and events are so dumb... What really makes this so much worse, is the fact it is all true.  There is no way that I could even top these by adding a little fiction.
        The above picture came from Boston and reported by Reuters.....The smell of marijuana smoke is no longer enough reason for police to order someone out of a car, now that pot has been decriminalized in Massachusetts. The states highest court declared last week.

        This is too incredible to believe.  In my hometown of NYC, some livery cab drivers, often called to crime ridden neighborhoods that yellow cabs tend to ignore, are being armed with bulletproof vests, an advocacy group said the other day.  WTF would anyone want to drive a cab under those circumstances ????

       This is by far one of the best stories.  A woman loses her phone and guess what ?????   Spartanburg County, South Carolina - A woman recently called police to file a report about a missing cell phone. The woman told Spartanburg County deputies she lost her phone at the Copper River restaurant in Boiling Springs. The woman told police she later learned that someone found her phone and was sending nude pictures she had stored in the phone to people in her contact list.  ( I just had to post the article for proof )   I really hope she is good looking and not some really ugly chick.......
         I used to think I was pretty good at picking out things that were ridiculous, pathetic, and cynical as well...After reading some of this crap in the news, I am thinking that maybe I am not as fucked up as I think I am. Anyway, some of the major news agencies seem to be writing about stuff I remark about all the time....Makes one wonder ????? I am not sure of what,,,,,,,but something.

Stupid News Stories: Cops bust cockfighting ring at children’s party

Stupid News Stories: Cops bust cockfighting ring at children’s party: "Dayton, Texas - Acting on an anonymous tip, deputies from the Liberty County Sheriff’s Office showed up at a property in Dayton, Texas - nor..."

Lot's of Stupid News Stories coming soon...............Some are funny while some are really pathetic..

A Mountain Rat (Encore Post from 1 year ago)

Mountain Rats ?????????? What a horrible sounding name..........What a horrible picture..........I am not being cynical now, but it is Ridiculous and Pathetic that Mountain Rats are a thing of the past.  They are a select group that flourished in the 50's, 60's, and maybe the early 70's.  Mountain rats were wonderful.  Most of them lived in New York and traveled to the mountains by Memorial Day and then back to NY after Labor Day.  The problem is they did not look like the picture above.
     Mountain Rats were typically NY high school and college kids ( mostly boys at that time ) that spent the summers working in the mountains.  These were the Catskill Mountains aka Borscht Belt, The Mountains, The Catskills, Jewish Catskills,or The Country.  Like myself, these were kids that grew up somewhere in NYC and didn't know what grass was until they were 13 or went to their first Yankees game.
      Oh, you didn't really think I was talking about real rats now, did you ?  The Mountains were wonderful.  There were jobs for all who wanted to work as bus boys, waiters, bellman, camp directors, and anything and everything that was connected to the hundreds of small and larger hotels that comprised the mountains. There was also some jobs for girls that usually involved working in the day camp that all the hotels had for the kids.  Of course the mountains we knew were Monticello, Liberty, Woodbourne, Fallsburg, Hurlyville, and a bunch of other names that you would not remember.  Working there was like a free summer away and we would come home with at least one thousand dollars.  (that was money way back then).  It was great working 7 days a week, getting no sleep, running out late every single night looking for girls... FYI......back then, husbands and wives  and kids would come up to the mountains for about 2 weeks....BUT......the husbands would go back to work in the city and leave Sunday afternoon only to return the following Friday night.....That was how it worked then.  So , there were always some of these older women (age 30) that liked to play during the week and most of the mountain staff who were young and single were always there to help out. It was wonderful.
    I can go on for hours on end telling you all the great things about the mountains and how much fun it was.  On our time off we went swimming, played ball and did all kinds of normal things kids did back then.  All the big hotels had basketball teams that came up from the city.. Many a famous basketball star was seen there.  Famous comedians and entertainers always appeared like Jerry Lewis, Milton Berle, Alan King   etc.  Bands got their start along with many other famous entertainers that I will save for another day.
      The hotels were wonderful and always booked to capacity.  The towns were small and quaint. The night clubs in the hotels ranged from small casinos to large fancy rooms.   There was plenty of entertainment, great food, outdoor sports, large pools, great weather, and more, and only 3 or 4 hours drive from NY.  (this was before NY State Thruway)  .  Everything about it was wonderful, exciting, and had the same families going back year after year.  In fact as some of the hotels, people would book their rooms for the following year.  The owners of these hotels knew most regulars and treated them like family.  It was truly the Jewish Mountains. And I was one of those lucky Mountain Rats to work there during high school and college summers....................But then...........Like everything else..............It came to an abrupt end.............How????? Why??????? Huh??????   Europe and new Jets that would take people there in only 7 hours.   Affordable travel and places to travel too........Families no longer went to the mountains................They left it for other places............RIP mountains............Look at the following links to some great videos showing the remains of some of these once glorious hotels.The Pines Hotel  Another Pines Remains video    and this link to Phil Browns book "Catskill Culture" a mountain rats guide   Catskill Culture Book..

     There is so much more, but the nostalgia is setting in , so I must end this sort of like how the mountains ended.

Boobs, Boners & Butts

      
This is a subject where it is all up for discussion.  All of us have our opinions on what is good, no good, great, or possibly sucks. Yes.....I am talking about Boobs, Butts, and Boners. Naturally it depends on your preference, but who knows. There is not a man (normal ones of course) who's eyes will not roam when a great looking lady with either a great ass or great boobs, or great legs pass by. We will all take a peek. And what it wrong with that ?  Girl's.....you do the same when a hot guy lights up the room.

      This is better than politics because every single person has a particular opinion and is not afraid to voice it. There is nothing bigger. Every single day, more hits are recorded on porn sites on line with guys and gals looking for that particular part of the body they focus on. Be honest, you know you have looked.   I love porn. Maybe because I have gotten so good at knowing how the ending will turn out. I never realized I had such talent.?????

     As a guy, I am amazed how many guys I know love big breasts, fake breasts, small breasts, huge breasts, firm breasts, soft breasts.......OK, so we are all animals and just like breasts. The same obviously holds true for butts and legs. I didn't add legs to the Title because it sort of just did not fit in.  I am pretty sure we live in a sex crazed world ?????? I am also pretty sure this is a good thing. With all the crap going on all over the place this seems to be the only form of recreation where everyone wins. Everyone enjoys it. Everyone is happy when they get it. Everyone is happy when they see it. Everyone is happy just talking about it.

     I can usually find something to bitch about in almost every situation, except for this.....Oh.....I just lied........The picture above. That might take a little adjustment.

     But Alas...................Fake Boobs..............Why.............?????????? I guess this is why we all have our own opinions..... Although we are very lucky..........With Boobs, Butts, Legs, and Boners.............We can almost please everyone.  That is a good thing.